i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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