Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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