Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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You can't just leave with hair like that
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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