She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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