sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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