I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
