you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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