WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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PS: I just woke up from my shower
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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