Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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