a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
