Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
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