it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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