you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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