brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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