We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Panties = found
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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