i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Just high enough for therapy.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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