Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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