So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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