I think I died a long time ago.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
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Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
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