Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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