Dual....:-)
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
and she was petting her beer can
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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