Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
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Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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