what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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