WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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