If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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