i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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