he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
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Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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