It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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