He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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