HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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