Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
