You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
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