I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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