this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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