Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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