is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
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Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
i've created a new STD.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
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You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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