Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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