First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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