he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time