Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin