New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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