When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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