Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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