Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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