The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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