Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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