Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I have fence marks all over my body
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
