This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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