Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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