Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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