Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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