my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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