White coat. Heels.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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