i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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