I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
