batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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